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Target Demotivational Poster


7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.


TAGS: sniper guns target
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target shot grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better shot than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are damn fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .


TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT - THE DEPUTY


TAGS: serif target
Rating: 4.25/5

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ughomer - April 7, 2012, 11:47 am
Isn't that a hoot?
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:31 am
'serif' heh heh


HIT OR BE HIT -




Gmail -




FAIL - You missed the target




THANK YOU DEAR LEADER! -




HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT -


TAGS: greybeard targeting
Rating: 4.93/5

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opsCOASTIE - February 14, 2012, 8:04 am
Holy CRAP! Does BeNice ToMe have to comment on EVERYTHING! Easy up there big fella.
mariand - February 14, 2012, 1:47 am
got the message... but can we give them a drink?
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:19 pm
I must say in all honesty this is much better stuff than the Emocrap of a few days ago. keep'em coming :)


LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN -




TEAMWORK - Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.


TAGS: war soldiers target team
Rating: 4.56/5

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djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 12:20 am
That's what I thought when posting mine, but...some less than others. :/ LOL!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 9:00 pm
I have a great one cooking on the military, it's going to ba a smash :)
djrcreative - January 27, 2012, 8:30 pm
No, it's cool! Took me a bit to get this one, though. Let someone else get shot, or take a 1L to the knee (from the "Unobomber" apparently in our midst.) Plus, the military deserves more recognition, and from others besides Airman. ;)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:29 pm
I confess...please don't shoot
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:09 am
Has my military series inspired a running theme? ;) If so, I'm glad, unless people "shoot down" our posters...


SUBMIT -




FIRE - -ed up your imagination. Spot loves to sniff this hydrant on his daily walk I taught him that trick


TAGS: spacedog s favored target
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
nice, you best to date. 5L


IT'S ALL IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: advertising target audience motivational
Rating: 3.57/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:07 pm
Every second someone dies and a freeway lanes just open up. Bill Burr ftw!
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
if you get enough people motivated the unemployment rate will go down, good job
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:25 am
Finally a truly motivational poster! 5 Poodles for you (pssst Ron, pay their assistant to just give'm a gentle shove)
ICEMAN - October 24, 2009, 12:04 am
Who needs glasses??? ;)
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
Brilliant. 5.
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
all our mothers are PROUD of us.
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:52 pm
been there...done that...nice to have others there. My joy is only in showing to my mother, bless her heart, her little Ronnie is staying out of trouble and using his limited talents for the good of humanity.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
It's weird, this isn't in the top 5 on the side of the screen but it is under the top rated tab.
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
and claim you as one of my friends...so that makes you a charmer and artist.
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:47 pm
oh Grasshopper...1034 posters fail...lol
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:43 pm
I've yet to see one of your posters that wasn't 5 material. Then again, I haven't looked through your entire collection. *Wrings hands* lol
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:41 pm
been fun to watch.
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:40 pm
lol...if you do...just get your friends together late at night and start voting down my posters...lol
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:40 pm
No one wants to be on that shit list. (blissfully ignorant of my place on it.)
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
Remind me not to get on Ron's shit list...(hopes I'm not already) HA!
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 9:36 pm
LOL
RON - October 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
thx kids! @B...you so clever...lol...good for you. @A...the beat goes on...lol
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah, good poster. Jumpers are always funny.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 9:26 pm
I love this one RON.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 8:18 pm
Joy!


THE NEXT GUEST - At the Taliban Stoning Championships




ONE UPMANSHIP - Try to make a funny comment and Google Ads just HAS to go one better!


TAGS: way to target your audience
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 7:10 pm
And with video, nonetheless!


Enhanced Water -


TAGS: enhanced target store
Rating: 2.86/5

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Seraph - August 27, 2009, 10:29 pm
Oh Target how I love thee.
Doc - June 9, 2009, 4:42 am
WTF?


TARGET - Like Wal-Mart,For Yuppies.




A•I•M - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.




IF I WAS A MODERATOR -


TAGS: timmys trolling targeting ban comet
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 3:09 am
LOL! Amazing call, Ice! I actually bounced back and forth between this pic and a Jonestown one.
ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 2:59 am
They'd probably want some kool-aid too. 5
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:30 pm
LMAO! The mother-ship left a lot of bitter fruit. 5L


NEVER PAINT A TARGET ON YOUR HEAD - Because when a women takes aim, your face isn't the one in pain.


TAGS: steve is target
Rating: 4.75/5

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axe11154 - September 3, 2012, 10:05 am
It scares me that all the good posters she makes come from the Roast the person above you thread
steve1961 - September 3, 2012, 3:30 am
5Lions. Clever :)
mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:13 pm
wow!...I'm the only one who notice here more than a rhyme?


Missed the mark -




INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: individuality target demotivator
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - December 29, 2012, 10:25 am

IRONY, target acquired
Kstoker - December 28, 2012, 6:44 pm
Apparently Alex wants the bullseye painted on him
crankyhead - December 28, 2012, 6:32 pm
... then it is in your best interests, to also show us some of your own creativity, and make some posters of your own. Because until you get in the game, nobody cares how it is you think it should be played. Happy holidays. =)
crankyhead - December 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Alex, this isn't really the best way to introduce yourself to the community here. You can be critical of other people's creativity, without resorting to calling them stupid, if you know what I mean. Also, if you want people to respect your criticisms...
steve1961 - December 28, 2012, 5:55 pm
Wow.Just chill down there, Timmie. Obviously, you've made a better poster. Mind sharing the poster number(s) so we can all see how brilliant you are?
greentea - December 28, 2012, 3:34 pm
*sigh* lets feed the self righteous troll. I don't know what deranged message you got from this poster, but regardless, I don't believe your misanthropic views give you a free pass to make personal attacks.
alex9000dx - December 28, 2012, 1:48 pm
Because some things are more important then your stupid f*in life. Your idea for a poster sucks so dont bother.


GUARANTEED KILL - One to the heart One to the balls




SOLDIER! - I said keep your eyes on your TARGET! YOUR TARGET! I gave you a direct...aw, screw it.




Great Idea -


TAGS: calendar target one huge fail
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:43 am
OH---MY---GAWD!!!! Just sprayed coffee!!!! Around here? Everybody's related, some a little closer than they should be!!!! Yuk-yuk, You baaad boy! 5 L!!


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